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🇨🇦RCMP Arrest Mad Cow

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 楼主| 发表于 2020-1-29 08:39:52 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
{"text":"The RCMP has made an arrest of an American cow earlier today when they found her on the side of a frozen riverbank exposing her udder while making and eating ice cream and uddering something about greased Canadians. The case is udder review and further charges may be pending...","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[{\"description\":\"\",\"height\":1024.0,\"name\":\"\",\"url\":\"\",\"width\":894.0}]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false}
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 楼主| 发表于 2020-1-29 09:22:35 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
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900409 发表于 2020-01-29 00:57:27 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥓🥓🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🥓🇨🇦🇨🇦🥓😂🤣🤣🤣🥓😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶!!!!!\n\nThat just made my day. \n\nOmg I laughed so hard I got tears. \n\nThanks that was awesome. \n\nNow I’m wondering if the Mounties will let me bail ya out with flying j points. \n\nWorst case you’ll get community service
","text":"Well, Tex has my bale coming, but I will need help with local legal representation. I do believe they may take shower points in lieu of cash","replyToPid":315173}
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 楼主| 发表于 2020-1-29 11:27:18 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
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674254 发表于 2020-01-29 03:07:38 They got the oil patch up there...they're good on gasses...lol
","text":"I didn't pass emissions!","replyToPid":315288}
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 楼主| 发表于 2020-1-29 10:16:24 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"The current exchange rate is good on chips. But the tree huggers are fighting the whole subject saying something about global warming and gases...help!","replyToPid":0}
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发表于 2020-1-29 08:57:27 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥓🥓🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🥓🇨🇦🇨🇦🥓😂🤣🤣🤣🥓😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥶!!!!!\n\nThat just made my day. \n\nOmg I laughed so hard I got tears. \n\nThanks that was awesome. \n\nNow I’m wondering if the Mounties will let me bail ya out with flying j points. \n\nWorst case you’ll get community service ","replyToPid":0}
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 楼主| 发表于 2020-1-29 08:57:38 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"Yeah, they could have taken me to the glue factory instead of the hokey. But apparently the old cliche about them being really nice is true","replyToPid":315164}
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发表于 2020-1-29 23:52:24 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"thank you for making sense of what I read yesterday but totally did not understand. sorry to hear about your delay","replyToPid":0}
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 楼主| 发表于 2020-1-29 09:29:55 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"🤣 Thank goodness they didn't have hobbles or that fact could have been different","replyToPid":0}
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 楼主| 发表于 2020-1-29 08:52:43 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
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848274 发表于 2020-01-29 00:48:02 charges are pending on.my 💳
","text":"Gonna bale, I mean bail me out?!","replyToPid":315155}
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发表于 2020-1-29 09:10:54 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"
780067 发表于 2020-01-29 00:57:38 Yeah, they could have taken me to the glue factory instead of the hokey. But apparently the old cliche about them being really nice is true
","text":"Eh...lol","replyToPid":315174}
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发表于 2020-1-29 08:48:02 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"charges are pending on.my 💳","replyToPid":0}
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发表于 2020-1-29 08:53:33 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"(Lucky cow.)","replyToPid":0}
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发表于 2020-1-29 08:56:04 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
{"replyTo":"","text":"(Lucky cow.)","replyToPid":0}
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发表于 2020-1-29 08:56:06 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层

Gonna bale, I mean bail me out?!

{"replyToPid":315163,"replyTo":"
780067 发表于 2020-01-29 00:52:43 Gonna bale, I mean bail me out?!
","text":"🤞🚬🤣🤣"}
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