Best joke you have ever heard.

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{"replyTo":"","text":"What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?  Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.","replyToPid":0}

861197

{"replyTo":"","text":"What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? \nThe picnic table can support a family.","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Why are sëx ed and drivers ed not taught on the same day in Mexico?\n\nBecause the donkey gets tired. ","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyToPid":0,"replyTo":"","text":"trucker stops at a red light , lady jumps out of her car runs up to his truck and knocks on the door , he lowers the window and she says \"hi my name is Heather and your loosing some of your load !\"  the light changes and the trucker proceeds , second red light the lady quicky catches up again ,  gets out of her car runs back up and knocks again , so again he lowered his window and as if they had never spoke the blonde continues with ,\" hi , my name is Heather and your loosing some of your load !\" this happens again at a third red light lady all out of breath runs up knocks on the door and yells Once more shaking his head , ignoring and counting as the light turns green he quickly almost speeds to the next red light , he gets out and runs back to the blondes car and as she lowers the window he says \" Hi ! my name is Kevin , it's winter in Iowa and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK !! ( SORRY IT WAS SO LONG LOL"}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"why do Mexicans eat tamales for Christmas dinner? because they have to have SOMETHING  to unwrap...","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?\n\nA lick-a-lot-a-puss","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Why won’t the nfl let Iowa have a pro football team?\n\nBecause Minnesota and Illinois would want one.","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"what's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? one is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other one is a fish.","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"What do you call a black man sitting in a tree? A branch manager...","replyToPid":0}

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