Amazon Encourages Drivers To Deliver Packages Faster By Strapping Cinder Block To Truck’s Accelerator

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{"text":"SEATTLE—Touting the new service as a way to maximize efficiency, Amazon officials announced Wednesday that they’ll be encouraging faster shipping speeds by strapping a cinder block to the accelerator of their drivers’ delivery trucks. “Our analysis has determined that Amazon drivers waste valuable time getting out of the vehicle, stopping at red lights, and braking for pedestrians,” said CEO Jeff Bezos, noting that by allowing drivers to wildly careen down the street flinging packages at doors as they whizzed by, they could increase savings which would then be passed onto consumers.\n\nRead more: https://www.theonion.com/amazon-encourages-drivers-to-deliver-packages-faster-by-1839816271  ","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"🤣😂 Make a hole you pesky pedestrians!","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyToPid":0,"replyTo":"","text":"Amazon outsources a lot of loads to owner/ops so I’ve seen a few of them running 80 and one a couple of nights ago 83 mph 👀 ⏰ 💣 "}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I think I'm going to drive for Amazon.","replyToPid":0}