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发表于 2019-3-26 10:02:10
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{"replyTo":"","text":"I’m gonna have to go with the “u are a dirty butte” WHEN:\nYou can smell yourself\nOthers tend to keep more than 5 feet away from you at all times, \nYou’ve failed to maintain a consistent and through bathing ritual that involves running water and soap,\nYou are cautious when lighting your cigarette because the oil has made your hair flammable,\nYou appear to have a constant Instagram Filter - like Grunge” - somehow permanently installed,\nYou do not have frequent encounters with any (not counting paid) lovers and not by choice,\nYour poor co-driver has to create a survey asking how long the “typical trucker” goes without a shower because you justify your skankiness with illogical reason. \n\n20 years ago, truckers also didn’t have access to GPS- so do you also agree you shouldn’t use it because it’s not real “truckin’?”! Doubt it. \n\nTake a shower and thank your co-driver profusely for putting up with your asinine and arbitrary rules for the road. ","replyToPid":0} |
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