Name a famous lie a trucker would say.

505517

{"replyTo":"","text":"I won't kumm in your m○u+h.","replyToPid":0}

762107

{"replyTo":"","text":"I did 8 yrs. in Prison","replyToPid":0}

752370

{"replyTo":"","text":"I've been throwing straps and chains for 30 years, trust me I know what I'm talking about.   5 mins later load coming off the deck.","replyToPid":0}

638017

{"replyTo":"","text":"“Oh in 6 months with me you will be able to do a no look blindside” - Every TRAINER ever.","replyToPid":0}

63877

{"replyTo":"","text":"be thier on 20 minutes lol 5 hours later still waitin lol","replyToPid":0}

435615

{"replyToPid":0,"replyTo":"","text":"Been there done that"}

709200

{"replyTo":"

625878 发表于 2019-07-29 07:15:42 I don’t know how all those boxes fell over, the trailer was sealed when I hooked to it.

","text":"I get stock behind air plain before i take off","replyToPid":159645}

724319

{"replyTo":"","text":"My friend put a rattlesnake/ostrich/gator in my cab and I got 50 miles down the road before I noticed that fucker was in there!","replyToPid":0}

571483

{"replyTo":"","text":"I own 5 trucks and he works for swift ,  just helping a friend get referral money , 🤔🤔 he show me pictures of 5 parking lots all five look like show trucks ","replyToPid":0}