I want to hear some super trucker stories 😂

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I was hitching years ago and was picked up by a trucker hauling cars.  I was about to hop in the cab when he said he had no room and that I was to sit in one of the cars on the trailer. Cool!!  Then within an hour he picked up eight more hitchhikers.  We all had our own cars. An hour later he got pulled over by a cop and all of us got speeding tickets.  ","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I just had Scrubway.","replyToPid":0}

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662769 发表于 2019-05-17 14:04:16 I was in Minneapolis one night and had some wings from Pizza Hut.  They didn't set well with me so I went into the sleeper. Knock Knock, it was a 🦎 wanting to know if I wanted company. I declined and went back to Sleeper. About an hour later, knock knock. Same 🦎 asking me if I was sure. I declined second time. Went back to Sleeper and it hit me. These wings were ready to fly. It started snowing and I knew I wouldn't make it to the Truck Stop so I grabbed the trash can and was about to pop a squat when Knock Knock. No way. I rolled down my window and let those wings fly out my rear all over that 🦎. I remember looking back at her as she wiped her face and saying \"MotherFucker\" I had wing debris all over my mirror and door. Needless to say I cranked up my truck naked full of crap and took off because I'm sure she was going to come back at me with a vengeance. 💯 true story.

","text":"every part of me hopes this is true BNT,  don't break my heart.","replyToPid":37059}

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678881 发表于 2019-05-16 01:55:44 Back in the 90’s I was an owner operator and drove a 92 International cab over. I was laid over in Massachusetts near the stadium. I can’t remember which one. Back then, bedbuggers were the ones to party with and it was winter. I offered to do a beer run over the C.B. And had a huge list of things to get. Upon arrival back to the truck stop, many of us got together behind a bedbuggers trailer and started a bonfire. We were all smoking pot, getting high, drinking, and shooting the shit. Then the police arrived. With the fresh smell of pot in the air they asked if we were cooking anything and advised us that the only way an open fire was acceptable (according to law) was if it was a campfire. We all hesitated and stumbled around for a minute until one driver jumped up and said “Wait a Minute!”  He ran to his truck, then came back with some bologna, stuck it on a stick, and started cooking it over the fire. The police said “Okay, everything looks fine here” and the left us alone the rest of the night with the bonfire in the back of the truck stop

","text":"this is good, great actually","replyToPid":35913}

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643146 发表于 2019-05-17 16:38:21 Swift? (Humor)

","text":"Thankfully no, though he makes a good canidate","replyToPid":37133}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"one of the drivers at the company I work for peeled his box truck like a banana hitting a parked right on the 10 on one of the best weather days ever an blamed it on the wind an he had a full truck of client's house hold items","replyToPid":0}

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544240 发表于 2019-03-01 22:07:35 My grandpa told me a story once, he said when he drove truck, his run was ”uphill” both ways

","text":"He had a 318 Detroit!","replyToPid":4069}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Blah blah the end ","replyToPid":0}