I want to hear some super trucker stories 😂

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612511 发表于 2019-03-06 18:01:19 still don;t get the joke :/

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{"replyTo":"","text":"independence ave kc mo guess this driver didn't realize he was getting right under a 12 clearance bridge got almost the entire truck and 21/4 of the trailer stuck...took about 6 hours for the tow to get it out completely smashed","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"KC in Charlotte NC. I had been there before and told my co-driver to wake me up before we hit town so I could help direct him on where to go. Instead he followed GPS, even after I told him it was wrong. Ended up in a residential area. Instead of getting me up now to help him get out, he decides to try and pull a U-turn... on a two lane road... in the middle of the night... He jack-knifed, busted our cab extender, still tried to not wake me up, though the snapping of metal was all it took. 3 weeks later he and I split ways. Last I heard he was still driving, though who knows 🤷🏻‍♂️","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"when my dog drives in California he does 60 miles an hour with his tandems all the way back. He's an outlaw super trucker.","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I was hitching years ago and was picked up by a trucker hauling cars.  I was about to hop in the cab when he said he had no room and that I was to sit in one of the cars on the trailer. Cool!!  Then within an hour he picked up eight more hitchhikers.  We all had our own cars. An hour later he got pulled over by a cop and all of us got speeding tickets.  ","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I just had Scrubway.","replyToPid":0}

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662769 发表于 2019-05-17 14:04:16 I was in Minneapolis one night and had some wings from Pizza Hut.  They didn't set well with me so I went into the sleeper. Knock Knock, it was a 🦎 wanting to know if I wanted company. I declined and went back to Sleeper. About an hour later, knock knock. Same 🦎 asking me if I was sure. I declined second time. Went back to Sleeper and it hit me. These wings were ready to fly. It started snowing and I knew I wouldn't make it to the Truck Stop so I grabbed the trash can and was about to pop a squat when Knock Knock. No way. I rolled down my window and let those wings fly out my rear all over that 🦎. I remember looking back at her as she wiped her face and saying \"MotherFucker\" I had wing debris all over my mirror and door. Needless to say I cranked up my truck naked full of crap and took off because I'm sure she was going to come back at me with a vengeance. 💯 true story.

","text":"every part of me hopes this is true BNT,  don't break my heart.","replyToPid":37059}

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678881 发表于 2019-05-16 01:55:44 Back in the 90’s I was an owner operator and drove a 92 International cab over. I was laid over in Massachusetts near the stadium. I can’t remember which one. Back then, bedbuggers were the ones to party with and it was winter. I offered to do a beer run over the C.B. And had a huge list of things to get. Upon arrival back to the truck stop, many of us got together behind a bedbuggers trailer and started a bonfire. We were all smoking pot, getting high, drinking, and shooting the shit. Then the police arrived. With the fresh smell of pot in the air they asked if we were cooking anything and advised us that the only way an open fire was acceptable (according to law) was if it was a campfire. We all hesitated and stumbled around for a minute until one driver jumped up and said “Wait a Minute!”  He ran to his truck, then came back with some bologna, stuck it on a stick, and started cooking it over the fire. The police said “Okay, everything looks fine here” and the left us alone the rest of the night with the bonfire in the back of the truck stop

","text":"this is good, great actually","replyToPid":35913}