Wacky Wednesday! What is the most ridiculous thing you've seen recently? 🤣

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I failed the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I forgot that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept with my fake. She was PISSED—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already thrown out his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “correct” the “mistake.” I’ve never told her the truth.","replyToPid":0}

613099

{"replyToPid":0,"replyTo":"","text":"when i was young we used to put bubble gums on my teachers chair and she really look like crazy when she finds out that there's a gum on his skirt. up to this time it makes me laugh"}

613094

{"replyTo":"","text":"During our first year, one of my flatmates came back after a drunken night out, went into his room and peed all over his desk. He covered his laptop and all his textbooks before lying down in his bed and going to sleep","replyToPid":0}

613182

{"replyTo":"","text":"On our first flat night out I had way too much to drink and ended up being kicked out of the club we’d gone to. Without any way of getting home, I slouched over the club’s railing until some older students took pity on me and allowed me to crash on their floor","replyToPid":0}

613050

{"replyTo":"","text":"I had accidentally slapped someone in the face. It took me a second to realize who it was: my crush.\nI was mortified, but he just started laughing. To this day I can probably cite that as one of my top clumsy/socially inept moments","replyToPid":0}

615822

{"replyTo":"","text":"I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the doctor took one look and told her to take him to the ER. She feared something along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most powerful fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We thought the upholstery in the car seat had ripped. After a good 30 seconds of intense farting, he looked at his mom and said, “I feel all better now","replyToPid":0}

614196

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613094 发表于 2019-10-31 04:43:15 During our first year, one of my flatmates came back after a drunken night out, went into his room and peed all over his desk. He covered his laptop and all his textbooks before lying down in his bed and going to sleep

","text":"oh!my that crazy prank 😂😂😂😂","replyToPid":238849}

613646

{"replyTo":"","text":"In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. We were watching the movie and the oven beeped so the pizza was done. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “This is the worst part.” I then watched this boy open the oven and pull the pizza out with his bare hands, rack and all, screaming at the top of his lungs. We never had a second date","replyToPid":0}

613119

{"replyTo":"","text":"One time my drama class’s teacher had gone home sick so we were just put in a classroom with a movie to entertain us for the period when an alarm went off. None of us were sure if it was the fire alarm or the lockdown alarm, so we all head out into the hall to check and no one’s out there, so we head back in and climb under our desks as is lockdown procedure. Cut to an hour or so later when a teacher bursts in and nearly dies of relief because the school was on fire and we were the only students not accounted for and half the faculty and fire department had been searching for us for ages. Literally, the whole school had filled with smoke while we’d kept super safe under our wooden desks.","replyToPid":0}

613125

{"replyTo":"","text":"This stories are hilarious I can't stop laughing","replyToPid":0}