{"text":"A trucker who has been out on the road for 2 months stops at a brothel\nHe walks directly up to the Madam, drops down $500, and says, \"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!\" The Madam is astonished. \"But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.\" The trucker replies, \"Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.\"","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false}