Volvos are garbage.

500031

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947297

{"replyTo":"","text":"Wow... you need some aspirin for that aching vàgina? ","replyToPid":0}

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953015 发表于 2020-04-26 20:39:37 The curtain doubles as a tùrbin.

","text":"You can't afford one of those. Keep dragging your 28 year old wreck 😂😂😂😂","replyToPid":363544}

953015

{"replyTo":"","text":"The curtain doubles as a tùrbin.","replyToPid":0}

629466

{"replyToPid":0,"replyTo":"","text":"\"HoW MaNy VoLvOs....\" girl it's time to change that pad."}

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947297 发表于 2020-04-26 20:05:24 This comment has been deleted

","text":"LMFAO"}

38398

{"replyTo":"","text":"Sounds like his bromance went bad. ","replyToPid":0}

953080

{"replyTo":"","text":"For sure your wife would love to hop into one of those. That could be a reason you are full of shittt","replyToPid":0}

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500031 发表于 2020-04-27 03:31:18 if you've never been running up hill and had to either brake or lane change faster than you like because the Voltard in front of you is running 15 mph then you're probably pushing a Vulvo too.\n\nThey're cheaply made on purpose.  Engineered to fall apart. \n\nIf all you want from a truck is a place to put your matt & pray then Vulvo is for you.  But if your truck is for working then anything is better. \n\nEver wonder why the Volvo symbol is the same as the 'male' symbol? They're trying to convince us that they're not a complete b1tch-mobile.\n\nIf you're fooled by that, you probably voted for Hillary Clinton too.

","text":"most of the cab is plastic junk like everything now days. The d12 was gutless didn't get good fuel mileage but I've known many drivers who ran them like a 60 series 1.5 million miles with no rebuild. delete e.gr. No d.p.f.,s.c.r.,d.e.f.","replyToPid":363789}

500031

{"replyTo":"","text":"if you've never been running up hill and had to either brake or lane change faster than you like because the Voltard in front of you is running 15 mph then you're probably pushing a Vulvo too.\n\nThey're cheaply made on purpose.  Engineered to fall apart. \n\nIf all you want from a truck is a place to put your matt & pray then Vulvo is for you.  But if your truck is for working then anything is better. \n\nEver wonder why the Volvo symbol is the same as the 'male' symbol? They're trying to convince us that they're not a complete b1tch-mobile.\n\nIf you're fooled by that, you probably voted for Hillary Clinton too.","replyToPid":0}

500031

{"replyTo":"","text":"Marco is 100% right.","replyToPid":0}

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945897 发表于 2020-04-26 22:25:35 OP is pïssed because foreigner Volvo driver has an air leak causing the dryer to purge every thirty seconds.  He is right that the doüche Volvo driver should have shut it down, and unless they are in the SW U.S. right now, there is no reason to idle, so I agree with the OP.

","text":"how would you know what OP wants unless you're him...? Sounds like autistic jokes to me...they're just very bad...","replyToPid":363577}