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{"text":"So there I was, sitting naked in my truck idling the engine because I'm\na fat disgusting inconsiderate slob of a pig man company driver who doesnt care about the environment republican trucker, when all of a sudden two black men started walking up to my truck. I grabbed my .5cal dessert eagle with extended 30 round clip, put on my body armor, said my last prayers, called my mother, and prepared for battle.\n\nTurns out they were just walking past my truck because I was parked in a red zone blocking the walkway, but it gave me such a fright, hearing all them stories and what not. I know I have this here $20 in my pocket that everyone wants their hands on, not to mention my cargo of hand sanitizer.\n\nYou live as paranoid as me, that's how you make it to 83. Not because I got lucky, I'm here alive and free. Free of what? free of friends, free of love, free of anything that makes you feel human because I live for the road and I love looking at the grassy hills, can't wait to join the animals.","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false} |
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