{"replyTo":"","text":"Although I drive a lot at night so I'm in the bathrooms at a time of day when all these filthy nasty people haven't had a chance to muck it up yet.","replyToPid":0}
{"replyTo":"","text":"They're like Bigfoot, Unicorns, and little green men. People claim to have seen them, but for now I'm still demanding some kind of proof.","replyToPid":0}