{"text":"“I was on the New Jersey turnpike at about 3 am with a load of pork coming out of PA. I’m just driving along singing along to the radio when I notice a shadow way up in high beams. I start slowing down and try to figure out what this thing is. I thought maybe it was a deer or something. No, it wasnt a deer, it was a goddamned horse. There was a horse trotting down the interstate.”","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true}