{"replyTo":"","text":"The only good thing about the severe potholes is that a driver can simulate being an astronaut 👩🚀 as they’re floating in zero gravity while we’re airborne. Everything slows down super slow motion and you wonder how you’ll land and you coffee is flying my eyes wide open and even my dog is an astronaut for a second. So, thank you DOT for doing nothing about potholes for months and months at a time. It allows us to dream a little 🌝 ","replyToPid":0}
{"replyTo":"","text":"(And once u see there's nothing wrong, make sure u put that on paper saying that I have a good, clean inspection report & collect free money from the job.) 😌","replyToPid":0}
{"replyTo":"","text":"I hit some potholes so hard that I think I get airborne at times. Thank you government for zero accountability yet again. Gg","replyToPid":0}