{"text":"my birthday is coming up, I just looked down at my really nice watch that I got as a gift for my birthday last year. i laughed because last year for my birthday my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I told them what I really wanted was to watch, they ended up being confused by what I said and BOUGHT me a watch. Not exactly what I wanted, but it is a nice watch....","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false}