I have to keep up with 2007 internet etiquette and post a picture of myself shirtless holding up my phone

859407

{"replyTo":"","text":"Shouldn’t you be leaning against a Harley, a Vette or a boat?","replyToPid":0}

834825

{"replyTo":"","text":"Nice six pack...","replyToPid":0}

497499

{"replyTo":"

834825 发表于 2020-01-05 03:13:50 Nice six pack...

","text":"🍻 🍻 🍻 ","replyToPid":297574}

497499

{"replyTo":"

859407 发表于 2020-01-05 02:19:04 Shouldn’t you be leaning against a Harley, a Vette or a boat?

","text":"Not for a bathroom mirror selfie. Hmm, suppose I could Photoshop a jet ski or two in. ","replyToPid":297526}

859407

{"replyTo":"

497499 发表于 2020-01-05 05:31:57 Not for a bathroom mirror selfie. Hmm, suppose I could Photoshop a jet ski or two in.

","text":"I met my wife on tinder.  Yup. Tinder.\n\nAnyway, she thinks your selfie is probably going to grow you a fan base of stalkers that may be more than even I could have handled...","replyToPid":297680}

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848274 发表于 2020-01-05 17:12:04 hater

","text":"Why a hater? 🤷🏻‍♀️ look at him, he’s just gorgeous. 🙆🏻‍♀️🙃😘😆😁","replyToPid":297876}

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848274 发表于 2020-01-06 14:31:30 guess I better step up my drawing game

","text":"Lmao 😆 ","replyToPid":298630}

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{"replyTo":"

848274 发表于 2020-01-06 18:14:29 I'm a comedian now?😖🤬

","text":"But you are funny 😆 that’s not a bad thing. 🤷🏻‍♀️","replyToPid":298772}

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848274 发表于 2020-01-06 20:44:16 🤗

","text":"☺️😉","replyToPid":298858}