What is the proper fuel island etiquette?

525106

{"replyTo":"","text":"Get in line. Once at the pump, fuel, shower, shave, bang the old lady, eat lunch, then  pull forward, then go inside again and flirt with the cashier for another half hour","replyToPid":0}

705502

{"replyTo":"","text":"Arrive\nSwipe\nRefuel\nLeave","replyToPid":0}

534664

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723808 发表于 2019-12-11 23:49:47 Hit off eld, when u pull up to fuel n take crap.  Come back out pull up go back in n order 2 big double cheeseburger, fries large coke.  Stop by Counter buy some tic tacs, get fuel receipt and go look what to buy your girlfriend.  Then take all sht to truck hit your eld to on (31 min pass) and hit the trail.  I'm sure somebody will correct me if I left something out.

","text":"you forgot that you're holding up every trucker behind you by doing all that crap, stupid. go find a parking place and then do all that stuff"}

525106

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705502 发表于 2019-12-12 04:04:46 Arrive\nSwipe\nRefuel\nLeave

","text":"Wait.....you forgot the shower part","replyToPid":280033}

784391

{"replyTo":"","text":"If you have to poop, just do it in the fuel island. That way the next driver steps in it. At least that’s what the etiquette is in Sturbridge, Ma.","replyToPid":0}

658864

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784391 发表于 2019-12-12 13:16:44 If you have to poop, just do it in the fuel island. That way the next driver steps in it. At least that’s what the etiquette is in Sturbridge, Ma.

","text":"You’re kidding, right? 😳😳😳","replyToPid":280198}

525106

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658864 发表于 2019-12-12 14:34:35 You’re kidding, right? 😳😳😳

","text":"That is why they have toilet paper dispensers at each fuel island","replyToPid":280220}

784391

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525106 发表于 2019-12-12 14:51:41 That is why they have toilet paper dispensers at each fuel island

","text":"Exactly. I drop a full load right at the pump every stop I go to.","replyToPid":280228}

661607

{"replyTo":"","text":"Fuel and gtf outta the way.","replyToPid":0}