Best I've ever heard

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{"text":"so I'm listening to the Bob and Tom Show\nthey have a skit that went like this: \nfloyd tucker the over the road trucker\n\nfloyd: I got pulled over by a deputy sheriff for speeding.\ndeputy: can I see your license please\nfloyd; sir I dont have a license\ndeputy: well then can I see the registration for this rig\nfloyd: sir I don't have the registration for this rig \ndeputy: well what going on here, you have no license and no registration, whose truck is this? \nfloyd: well sir, I stole it from the guy I murder 10 miles  back which I stuck in the back of this dry van. \ndeputy: (with guns drawn) put your hands where I can see them, I'm calling for back up. \nsheriff arrives.\nsheriff: sir what's going on here?\nfloyd: I don't know sir \nsheriff: can I seet your license please\nfloyd: yes sir here it is\nsheriff: can I see your registration please\nfloyd: yes sir here it is sir\nsheriff: can you open the back of the dry van please \nfloyd: yes sir, here you go\nsheriff: what the hell is going on here, there's no body here. my deputy said you had a dead body in the dry van with no license and no registration \nfloyd: sir I gave you my license and registration and you've seen the back of my dry van, I bet that lying son of a b___ of a deputy also said that I was speeding too didn't he?\n\nlmao \n","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true}

771835

{"replyTo":"","text":"I miss Bob and Tom we don’t get them here in Nevada ugh ","replyToPid":0}

791349

{"replyTo":"","text":"oldie but a goodie","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Lmao that’s really good","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"lol","replyToPid":0}

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771835 发表于 2019-09-15 05:05:14 I miss Bob and Tom we don’t get them here in Nevada ugh

","text":"I'm trying to get into podcasts to pass the time on the road.  Never heard of these guys, but see they do have a podcast.  Maybe give it a try.","replyToPid":208184}

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803360 发表于 2019-09-15 15:47:36 You get the Bob and Tom app and stream their shows.  http://www.bobandtom.com/app/

","text":"Awesome thanks I appreciate it ","replyToPid":208316}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I needed that laugh \"OUTSTANDING\"","replyToPid":0}

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771835 发表于 2019-09-15 05:05:14 I miss Bob and Tom we don’t get them here in Nevada ugh

","text":"you can download the Bob and Tom app. that's what I have","replyToPid":208184}