What line from recruiter made you laigh so hard?

773180

{"text":"We all know recruiters lie. But what is the craziest lie you've ever heard?  ","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false}

466905

{"replyTo":"","text":"Mine was fresh out of driving school, he had an office set up at our local school but he was from Warner. He told me you'll never find a local job without any experience! You need years of experience before you can drive local. I laughed so hard and said okay...\n\nCame back the next week in my new truck from a local company and brought him out to see it. I was with that company for 5 years. Now I guess I have the \"experience.\"","replyToPid":0}

196532

{"replyTo":"","text":"You can get all the miles you want, ha","replyToPid":0}

794101

{"replyTo":"","text":"u will be 50% pin to pin and 50% open board... i said sorry but i am looking for pin to pin really... and he replies after a thoughtful moment \"dont worry, it will be 95% pin to pin\"... wait htf did you just do that lolz ..","replyToPid":0}

103619

{"replyTo":"","text":"laigh I tried to Google that","replyToPid":0}

916563

{"replyTo":"","text":"Flatbed division doesn’t want you because they don’t have a female trainer (wtf that had to do with anything i have no idea). Turns out he told flatbed I refused to take the physical agility test (which was also a lie). Meanwhile the male who was training with me and had the same recruiter was getting hounded by the recruiter because he wanted to drive reefer and the recruiter wanted him to go flatbed. ","replyToPid":0}

466905

{"replyTo":"","text":"Oh and my new job I start in 2 days, the recruiter told me that I'll start orientation on Monday, that was 3 weeks ago...","replyToPid":0}