Adrift in a dinghy

780067

{"text":"You know those roads that are so wavy that it's like being adrift in a dinghy in 20' seas? The one I just got off of was so bad that the seat belt gave me a burn on my neck when it automatically tightened up in between a valley and crest 🤬\nBucking Bronco Road I shall rename the dirty rotten rough riding p.o.s.\nAnyone have any dramamine? lol\nStay safe everyone, have a great night! ","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false}

255377

{"replyTo":"","text":"Now you’re a rednek just like the rest of us. Welcome to the club! 🤠 ","replyToPid":0}

871816

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255377 发表于 2020-01-10 06:49:29 Pushing up daisys is 100% female. I’d bet money

","text":"I have serious doubts it is","replyToPid":301835}

780067

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255377 发表于 2020-01-10 14:43:58 2 nuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. 👨‍💻

","text":"Bahahaha!  I told that one to a waitress a few weeks ago, even shook a salt shaker while I told it. She was not amused","replyToPid":301979}

255377

{"replyTo":"","text":"2 nuts were walking down the street. One was a salted. 👨‍💻","replyToPid":0}

674254

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780067 发表于 2020-01-10 12:37:25 But! Big shiney chrome stacks are just so irresistibly huggable. And they're so warm and toasty this time of year 😛

","text":"Yeah but if you hug the wrong stack it could get messy 💦💦💦","replyToPid":301915}

780067

{"replyTo":"","text":"But! Big shiney chrome stacks are just so irresistibly huggable. And they're so warm and toasty this time of year 😛","replyToPid":0}

674254

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780067 发表于 2020-01-10 06:04:29 But it's purple! Looks like I hugged my stack and got burned

","text":"Quit hugging your stack. Also, make sure that you're not hugging someone else's \"stack\" 🤣🤣🤣","replyToPid":301778}

780067

{"replyTo":"","text":"I'm just ticked that a road can be that bad that your seatbelt tries to choke the living tar out of you lol","replyToPid":0}

780067

{"replyTo":"","text":"Nope\nJust about the opposite \nBut I could qualify as blonde 🤪","replyToPid":0}

780067

{"replyTo":"","text":"Gotcha!\nIt doesn't take much to confuse me lol","replyToPid":0}

780067

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255377 发表于 2020-01-10 05:28:41 Now you’re a rednek just like the rest of us. Welcome to the club! 🤠

","text":"But it's purple! Looks like I hugged my stack and got burned","replyToPid":301704}

255377

{"replyTo":"","text":"Well let me apply suction with my mouth to the other side of your neck until it’s purple too. That way it’s even at least. I’m here to help 😆","replyToPid":0}

871816

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255377 发表于 2020-01-10 06:10:17 Well let me apply suction with my mouth to the other side of your neck until it’s purple too. That way it’s even at least. I’m here to help 😆

","text":"hahaha","replyToPid":301791}

255377

{"replyTo":"","text":"😎I’m smooth as another trucker ","replyToPid":0}

518050

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255377 发表于 2020-01-10 06:14:47 😎I’m smooth as another trucker

","text":"I’m sorry but what’s your classification? Idk but nice girl leveling out that neck burn sounds great but a guy would be leveling his dam hospital bed. I’m curious about your remarks. You were born female rite?? ","replyToPid":301796}

780067

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518050 发表于 2020-01-10 06:37:38 I’m sorry but what’s your classification? Idk but nice girl leveling out that neck burn sounds great but a guy would be leveling his dam hospital bed. I’m curious about your remarks. You were born female rite??

","text":"who, me?","replyToPid":301821}

255377

{"replyTo":"","text":"You think I’m a girl? 😀","replyToPid":0}