I have to keep up with 2007 internet etiquette and post a picture of myself shirtless holding up my phone

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{"replyTo":"","text":"My guy 😍💕😘 \n🤣😂😆😁","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Now what girl wouldn’t love that shirtless selfie? You’re gonna have to friend zone some of them","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I took the liberty of adding a nice full silicone injected set lips to your selfie mug shot...OMG 😍🤩😘 \nCenterfold material right there\nhot\nspicy","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Dammit\nyou forgot the duck lips!","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"🤣🤣🤣","replyToPid":0}

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848274 发表于 2020-01-05 17:12:04 hater

","text":"Why a hater? 🤷🏻‍♀️ look at him, he’s just gorgeous. 🙆🏻‍♀️🙃😘😆😁","replyToPid":297876}

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848274 发表于 2020-01-06 20:44:16 🤗

","text":"☺️😉","replyToPid":298858}

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859407 发表于 2020-01-05 02:19:04 Shouldn’t you be leaning against a Harley, a Vette or a boat?

","text":"Not for a bathroom mirror selfie. Hmm, suppose I could Photoshop a jet ski or two in. ","replyToPid":297526}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Nice six pack...","replyToPid":0}

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497499 发表于 2020-01-05 00:59:36 Give it time...

","text":"I’ll impatiently wait for an update.....😂😂😂😂","replyToPid":297420}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"lmao!","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"😂😂😂😉 you’re a bit too skinny for my taste....\n 😜😜😜😜","replyToPid":0}

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658864 发表于 2020-01-05 00:26:49 😂😂😂😉 you’re a bit too skinny for my taste....\n 😜😜😜😜

","text":"Give it time...","replyToPid":297405}