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{"text":"It’ll be the Uber of showers for truckers.\nDon’t waste those loyalty points on showers, driver! Let us come to you! Our untrained, non background checked, low paid, 1099 contractors will put unsustainable wear and tear on their personal vehicles after responding to a shady Craigslist ad for being their own boss, pop open their trunk, and hose you down with our patented 2 step spray ‘n’ pay technology. ","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":false,"externalShare":false}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Do we have to leave a tip if the towels aren't fluffy and warm?","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"I’m getting very interested in this new app. It sounds great. I sure hope they track my every move and censor every word I type. ","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Where do I sign up?","replyToPid":0}

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{"replyTo":"","text":"Leave everything just a flappin in the breeze huh? I'm in! Plus it's environmentally friendly\nAre you selling any shares yet?!","replyToPid":0}

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780067 发表于 2020-01-03 05:26:32 Do we have to leave a tip if the towels aren't fluffy and warm?

","text":"Our special patented H2O technology includes automatic air dry. Just stand or walk around outside for 15-30 minutes! It’s that easy! And we discourage tipping. We want to keep our associates hungry and busy to better serve you. ","replyToPid":296214}

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780067 发表于 2020-01-03 15:42:30 Leave everything just a flappin in the breeze huh? I'm in! Plus it's environmentally friendly\nAre you selling any shares yet?!

","text":"We’re a private startup for now, but once we become profitable we’ll have an IPO (initial pubic offering) after we launch our premium body shaving service. Once we have enough investors, we can lower our prices and pass those shavings onto the customer. "}

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497499 发表于 2020-01-03 19:25:50 We’re a private startup for now, but once we become profitable we’ll have an IPO (initial pubic offering) after we launch our premium body shaving service.

","text":"well that's just sexist! shaving only?! 🧐\nwhat about the bikini waxing for us old broads?! \nnot so sure bout this anymore","replyToPid":296430}

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780067 发表于 2020-01-03 19:29:38 well that's just sexist! shaving only?! 🧐\nwhat about the bikini waxing for us old broads?! \nnot so sure bout this anymore

","text":"Now worries, we’re excited to announce that all our products are gender neutral. And to win that sweet diversity tax credit, I mean, ahem, to share with the world how much we care, we’re encouraging 3/4 of our staff members to dye their skin different colors and become trannies! Yay inclusion! ","replyToPid":296431}

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497499 发表于 2020-01-03 19:37:21 Now worries, we’re excited to announce that all our products are gender neutral. And to win that sweet diversity tax credit, I mean, ahem, to share with the world how much we care, we’re encouraging 3/4 of our staff members to dye their skin different colors and become trannies! Yay inclusion!

","text":"sheesh\njust a straight pipe marginally good looking guy is all I need for my wash and wax. My truck's tranny isn't in need of service right now","replyToPid":296434}