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{"text":"An event just happened the illustrates the evil that is deep in the DUHmerican psyche and soul. \n\nWe all know truck stops are circuses at best. \n\nAt 0430 some Pakistani can't pull straight out of his parking spot alleging I'm in the way. Rather than politely knocking and asking me for help or to move he gets security. Yeah. Can't be a man he has to run to Daddy.\n\nAs we all know security guards have their job because the have the mutant DNA cop Gene BUT they're so incompetent not even the cops want them. \n\nSo this security guard beats, not knocks, not merely pounds on my sleeper. He's determined to bend the aluminum and accomplishes his goal. \n\nAs you can imagine im pleased as punch that the very first thing that happens to me on the first day of the new year is something like this. \n\nMaking matters worse while I'm carefully backing into the space the Pakistani vacated he flips a u-turn and pulls right up inside my turning radius with his bright lights on making it impossible to see what I'm doing or complete the manuver.\n\nI speak to his royal highness about turning off his lights and rather than just turn them off he proceeds to correct my English. Yes folks, that's right. \n\nThen some young punk from Michigan pulls up with his bright lights on gets out, complains I'm in his way and tells me maybe I shouldn't be driving anymore if I can't see with lights in my eyes after I tell him why.\n\nRah rah rah sis boom bah go team go USA USA USA USA USA BLAH, Blah, blah.\n\nHappy New Year DUHmerica!","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false} |
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