Best caption anyone?

780067

{"text":"Came across this on the good ol internet, but it had no caption. Would love to see a few good titles! Sorry, no gift to give the winner lol ","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[{\"description\":\"\",\"height\":1080.0,\"name\":\"\",\"url\":\"\",\"width\":2220.0}]","canComment":true,"externalShare":false}

706454

{"replyTo":"","text":"It's all fun and games, until someone losses an eye, then it is freaking hilarious.","replyToPid":0}

780067

{"replyTo":"

706454 发表于 2019-12-23 22:55:35 It's all fun and games, until someone losses an eye, then it is freaking hilarious.

","text":"best one! you win lol\nreminds me of the Christmas Story movie where Ralphie finally gets his Red Ryder b.b. gun and almost puts his eye out! \nnice job. thanks for the laugh!","replyToPid":289934}

96080

{"replyTo":"","text":"Blood Shooting from Glenn Beck's Eyes! lol🤣😂","replyToPid":0}

334143

{"replyTo":"","text":"zombie snowmen!","replyToPid":0}

783988

{"replyTo":"","text":"sick people","replyToPid":0}

834825

{"replyTo":"","text":"you are so ugly you make my eyes bleed","replyToPid":0}

706454

{"replyTo":"

780067 发表于 2019-12-25 02:13:40 best one! you win lol\nreminds me of the Christmas Story movie where Ralphie finally gets his Red Ryder b.b. gun and almost puts his eye out! \nnice job. thanks for the laugh!

","text":"I do like the b.b. gun idea too","replyToPid":290394}