Awe, man. No pushies?

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{"text":"The lids on to-go cups from Waffle House ain’t got the little push down bubble things to indicate what kind of beverage is inside. How am I supposed to be nefarious and confuse other patrons by running around the restaurant pushing down all of them?! What is this? Do I have Cola, Tea, Diet, or Decaf? I don’t know, they’re all pushed in!!! I can’t drink this now! The sky is falling! Cats and dogs are living together! The end is neigh! \nMe: “You’ll never catch me alive! I’ll push down all the bubbles on all the drink lids! Muahahah!”\n\nSome kid: “Mom, what was wrong with that man?” \n\nKid’s mom: “I don’t know, honey, crack is a hell of a drug. Eat your eggs.” ","videos":"[]","link":"{}","pics":"[{\"description\":\"\",\"height\":854.0,\"name\":\"\",\"url\":\"\",\"width\":640.0}]","canComment":false,"externalShare":false}

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880983 发表于 2019-12-20 05:02:23 What do you need your 💩 for?  Moral support?

","text":"Yes. Moral support and Bluetooth soundification.  ","replyToPid":287509}

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688983 发表于 2019-12-20 12:58:23 If you can't remember what you ordered. \nFirst sign of Alzheimer's

","text":"God, I hope not. ","replyToPid":287574}